Panalol: [Parody] Frozen

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

[Parody] Frozen - Let It Go

"Female hygiene jokes are not funny. Period."

Context: The following is a parody of "Let it Go" from Disney's Frozen, which I wrote as a joke for a friend of mine who once sung a menstruation themed parody in a comedy show [41:00 min in].

Disney - Let It Go

Parody

The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I’m the Queen

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I tried

Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know
Well, now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door

I don’t care
What they’re going to say
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway

It’s funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can’t get to me at all

It’s time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I’m free

Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You’ll never see me cry

Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the storm rage on

The river flows right on the month tonight

Not an embryo to be seen
My endometrium
Looks like a CSI scene

The womb is howling like this scarlet storm inside
Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I tried

It's shark week, need floaties
At man united riding a cotton pony
Conceal, congeal, these cyclic woes
Just like Bordeaux

Let it flow, let it flow
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it flow, let it flow
Give me chocolate I am so sore

I don't care
about this crimson wave
Menstruation,
Lil' blood never bothered me anyway

It’s funny how some men say
being strong is to 'have balls'
And never had to deal with ovaries
paint stripping my red walls

Sob myself to sleep, what can I do?
Mood-swings, bloating and breakthrough
No whites, no thongs, no pregnancy
I bleed

Let it flow, let it flow
periods are a waste of fucking time (literally)
Let it flow, Let it flow
Being stabbed between the thighs

Understand
that I'll be cray
These hormones rage on...