Universal Law

Joseph Schooling beating Michael Phelps in swimming proves the old adage that no matter how good you are at something, there will always be an Asian kid better than you

[Parody] Wiz Khalifa - Black and Yellow

Another parody from my old archives about the Uni(Di)versity of New South Wales.
Warning: it's straight-up unabashedly racist like the stereotypical Asian grandmother

The parody starts after the first chorus, at 0:35 - see the original song here:
 

Key

Chinese rapper

Indian rapper

Both rappers

Original Lyrics	Parody
[Verse 1:] Black stripe, yellow paint, them niggas scared of it but them hoes ain't Soon as I hit the club look at them hoes face Hit the pedal once make the floor shake	[Verse 1:] Small eyes, long weird names,  look like terrorists, we look the same Badminton in Kensington on main walkways Rote learning is the Easyway
Suede inside, my engine roaring It's the big boy, you know what I payed for it And I got the pedal to the metal I got you niggas checking game I'm balling out on every level	Uniwide, so much torrenting Butter chicken, uni’s a hotpot melting It’s a sweet and sour, spicy power check my fob watch, to see when is cha time hour
Hear them haters talk but there's nothing you can tell 'em Just made a million, got another million on my schedule No love for 'em nigga breaking hearts No keys, push to start	Our acronym is Uni of No Stupid Whites Faculty of business is not F.O.B why? No love for us Harold and Kumar’s High? Fees, high ATARs
[Chorus:] Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh screaming that's nothing What I pulled off the lot, that's stunting	[Chorus:] Yeah, uh huh, you know us exotics like James Ruse, good work ethnic Yeah, ar-ranged, marriage I’m plotting When I piss on toilet, I squatting
Repping my town when you see me you know everything Black and yellow [x4] I put it down from the whip to my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow [x4]	Repping U N S W’s colour branding Black and yellow [x4] It’s Chinatown that randwick is to my friends, we’re all Brown and yellow [x4]

[Parody] Pirates of Penzance - With Cat like tread

A parody I wrote from the perspective of a surgeon who performs illegal organ harvesting. The lead surgeon 's name is Dr Yamaha, because he sells organs (badumtsh).
I do wish I wrote it a few years earlier, because it would have been perfect for Pirates of Cardiology: Dead Man's chest. The original song is pure entertainment as well.

Original song lyrics:	Parody:
Pirates: With Cat-Like Tread Upon our prey we steal In silence dread Our cautious way we feel No sound at all We never speak a word A fly's foot-fall Would be distinctly heard	Surgeon: With dodgy meds Upon patients we heal With suture thread Your organs we may steal We paid off all our massive uni debt Wonder how we afford Mansions, yachts and jets?
Police: Tarantara, Tarantara. Pirates: So stealthily the pirate creeps While all the household soundly sleeps	Patients: Tarantara, Tarantara. Surgeons: So stealthily the doctor creeps While all the patients soundly sleep
Come friends, who plough the sea Truce to navigation Take another station Let's vary piracy With a little burglary	Come friends, in surgery Need no permission Before the first incision Let’s take a new kidney With a little burglary
Come friends, who plough the sea Truce to navigation Take another station Let's vary piracy With a little burglary	Har-vest, illegally Need no permission Before the first incision Let’s take a new kidney With a little burglary
Samuel: Here's your crowbar And your centre bit Your life preserver You may want to hit	Dr. Samuel: Here’s your scalpel Slice dice cut and stitch Someone get more ice We will all be rich
Your silent matches Your dark lantern seize Take your file And your skeletonic keys With Cat like tread In silence dread	The HLA matches! With more greed we seize half the liver and just for kicks a teste! Needle and thread No consent said
With Cat-Like Tread Upon our prey we steal In silence dread Our cautious way we feel No sound at all We never speak a word A fly's foot-fall Would be distinctly heard	With skills from med Upon patients we steal In silence fled Into black-markets we deal You'll wake up sore Weight less than before A few more scars Pays for my five new cars
Come friends, who plough the sea Truce to navigation Take another station Let's vary piracy With a little burglary	Organs, I need money Pays for vacations kid’s private education You’ll have no memories Because we used roofies!
With cat like tread Upon our prey we steal In silence dread Our cautious way we feel	Infected you with strep, You likely feel unwell. But you already had hep So half-price the organs sell
Come friends, who plough the sea Truce to navigation Take another station Let's vary piracy With a little burglary	Thank Gray’s, for anatomy An organ extraction For cash transaction Let’s Ignore Hippocrates Did he have a ferrari?
With cat like tread Upon our prey we steal In silence dread Our cautious way we feel	Just rest in bed Your liver will re-heal In silence fled With rich old men we deal
Come friends, who plough the sea Truce to navigation Take another station Let's vary piracy With a little burglary With cat like tread Upon our prey we steal In silence dread Our cautious way we feel	You’ll live, I guarantee Oops there’s complications Major perforation You have my sympathy Oh well more parts for me They are now dead I did not want to kill In silk threads Cry in my stack of bills
Come friends, who plough the sea Truce to navigation Take another station Let's vary piracy With a little burglary With cat like tread Upon our prey we steal In silence dread Our cautious way we feel	Grand theft autopsy Pays for litigation Get off on probation Oh god these lawyer fees It’s straight up burglary! With suture thread More organs we will steal All this cash With rich old men we deal (heal!)