Dr. Shuffle

Physician or Surgeon?

The big question medical students face in their first decision regarding the future of their medical career.
Both sides have their proponents, each espousing the benefits of their field of medicine whilst dissing each like it's West Side Story, when they are in fact just two sides of the same coin. (By the way, Ward Side Story is a medical parody musical I've been writing since last year, but who knows when I'll complete it).

But I realised that one advantage that no-one ever mentions is that surgeons can  play their own soundtrack whilst they work. Sure, standing up for hours on end is a bitch, but perhaps that wouldn't be too bad if one could shuffle whilst cauterising...

Party Rock Anthem - by LMFAO

Party Doc Anthem Parody – by LMFAO-inhibitors

PARTY ROCK YEA Whoa!!!! LET'S GO!! Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time And we gonna make you lose your mind Everybody just have a good time (clap) Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time And we gonna make you lose your mind We just wanna see you! Shake that! In the club party rock,  look for your girl She on my jock non stop when we in the spot Booty move away like she on the block What the track I got to know Top jeans tattoo cause I'm rock and roll Half black half white domino Gain the money out the door Yo!! I'm running through these hoes like drano I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo We party rock yea!  that's the crew that I'm repping On the rise to the top no led in our zeppelin Hey!!! Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time And we gonna make you lose your mind Everybody just have a good time (let’s go) Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time (feel it baby) And we gonna make you lose your mind We just wanna see you! Shake that! Every day I'm shuffling Shuffling shuffling Shuffling shuffling Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash We get money don't be mad now stop, hating is bad One more shot for us Another round Please fill up my cup Don't mess around We just wanna see You shake it now Now you wanna be You're naked now Get up get down put your hands up to the sound [3x] Put your hands up to the sound [2x] Get up [9x] Put your hands up to the sound, to the sound Put your hands up! Put your hands up! Put your hands up! Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time And we gonna make you lose your mind Everybody just have a good good good time Oh! Oh! Put your hands up Oh! Oh! Time to fill it now!!!! Put your hands up Oh!!!Oh!!!Put your hands up Shake that! Every day I'm shuffling Put your Put your Put your Put your (Yeah Yeah) Put your Put your (Whoa!!!) Put your Put your Put your hands up Your hands up Push your hands up Everyday I'm shufflin'

HEART IS BLOCKED! YEA Whoa!!!! LET’S GO!! Surgeons are in the ward tonight Patient’s body’s running out of time And they say my stitch in time saves nine Coming in to lengthen a lifeline (*glove* snap) Diagnosing better than House tonight Everybody’s researching Medline And stabilising your vital signs Gonna Be I C U {alt: It’s a Code Blue!} Slice That! In my scrubs, they’re in shock,  hit on the nurse,  Coronary blocked, heart stop when they got the clot Pressure rising high like my blue chip stock I’ve worked it out, cardio Blood screens O 2 aneurysm blows Stick you back together Lego Leg got gangrene use bone saw Yo!! Scope running through key holes , it’s laparo I’ve got the Victor Chang flow, bigger balls, than Teo We super docs yeah!  that's why my team is prepping On the rise with a chop none dead from my scalpellin’ Hey!!! Cardi-shock is in the ward tonight Nurses wanna marry me all the time Debridements, and biopsies all night Pump those drugs through IV line (Hippo*-crates*) Plastic surgery is a gold-mine C-section just saved two lives (feel it baby) Girls call me McScrewMe cause I’m fine We get peer reviewed! Cite that! Everyday I'm suturing Scalpelling Scalpelling Stapling Stapling Strep’s up fast, gotta put my gloves on to prevent gold staph King of doctors, doctor of kings, Lord of, the SutuRing Anasto-Moses Another round Of silicone in her cup PQR-mess around With your ECG In my blue gowns Read Gray’s anatomy We’re making out Prep up, scrub gowns, put your scans up, ultrasound [3x] Put your scans up ultrasound [2x] Prep up [9x] Put your scans up ultrasound, ultrasound Put your scans up! Put your scans up! Put your scans up! Amputating below your thigh Nickname you Legolas for tonight And they say my stitch in time saves nine Stitch so seamless there’s no scar scar scar-line Oh! Oh! Put your gloves up Oh! Oh! Time to fix it now!!!! Put your gloves up Oh!!!Oh!!!Put your gloves up Zap that Everyday I’m paddling Suit your Suit your Suture Suture (Yeah Yeah) Suture Suture (Whoa!!!) Suture Suture Suture glands up Your glands up Fix your glands up Everyday I'm scrubbing in