To celebrate Valentine's day, here's throwback to a fun 2011 skit I wrote about a man empathising with his mate over relationship issues.
Link: I <3 Ribs
<Lights up>
<B gets off the phone and gives a long sigh>
E: What’s wrong B?
B: I am having girlfriend trouble…
E: What, you can't find one? Kehehe.
B: argg…you know this is the reason I'm glad my girlfriend is
E: -imaginary?
B: No, lives in another state.
E: ...of mind? kehehe
B: No! Anyway, the problem.... it’s about sex.
E: What your imaginary girlfriend gave you imaginary herpes? Kehehe.
B: Erghh. Seriously, why do I attempt to bother having these discussions with you. Forget about it.
E: Ok, no, tell me. I’ll listen.
B: Nah forget about it
E: I’ll be serious this time.
B: Really?
E: I swear, no jokes.
B: ok… You know that look women get when they want sex?
E: <Thinks for a second> No
B: No?... me neither… Well I always wants to get down to do the hanky-panky, but it’s always the wrong time. She keeps telling me she has to be in the ‘mood’… (sigh) sometimes don't you just wish there was a female version of Viagra?"
E: No, not really. Why, has your girlfriend got a really flaccid penis? kehehe
B: aghhh.
<lights down>
In the mood for something more romantic?
Check out this two and a half minute musical item from the same show: Time :)
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