Valentine Throwback

To celebrate Valentine's day, here's throwback to a fun 2011 skit I wrote about a man empathising with his mate over relationship issues.

Link: I <3 Ribs
<Lights up>
<B gets off the phone and gives a long sigh>
 
E: What’s wrong B?

B: I am having girlfriend trouble…

E: What, you can't find one? Kehehe.

B:  argg…you know this is the reason I'm glad my girlfriend is

E: -imaginary?

B:  No, lives in another state.

E: ...of mind? kehehe

B: No! Anyway, the problem.... it’s about sex.

E: What your imaginary girlfriend gave you imaginary herpes? Kehehe.

B: Erghh. Seriously, why do I attempt to bother having these discussions with you. Forget about it.

E: Ok, no, tell me. I’ll listen.

B: Nah forget about it

E: I’ll be serious this time.

B: Really?

E: I swear, no jokes.

B: ok…  You know that look women get when they want sex?

E: <Thinks for a second> No

B: No?... me neither…  Well I always wants to get down to do the hanky-panky, but it’s always the wrong time. She keeps telling me she has to be in the ‘mood’… (sigh) sometimes don't you just wish there was a female version of Viagra?"

E: No, not really. Why, has your girlfriend got a really flaccid penis? kehehe

B: aghhh.
<lights down>


In the mood for something more romantic?
Check out this two and a half minute musical item from the same show: Time :)

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