Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I regret what I said when I was hungry
Original tune the following parody is based off:
Parody lyrics in the right column:
n.b. Italics indicate an aggressive tone. Like a piano sheet, but instead of allegro, aggro.
Justin
Bieber - Sorry
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Parody
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You gotta go and
get angry at all of my honesty
You know I try
but I don't do too well with apologies
I hope I don't
run out of time, can someone call a referee?
Cause I just need,
one more shot, at forgiveness
I know you know
that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice
By once or twice
I mean maybe a couple of hundred times
So let me, oh let
me redeem, oh redeem myself tonight
Cause I just need
one more shot at second chances
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You gotta know I
get angry when I'm really just hungry
I become more irrational than vegans appalled of cheese
Unless you have coeliac, shutting the fuck up is gluten-free
Cause I just eat, for
my thoughts, to help digest
I know you know
that I eat twice the suggested serving size
By once or twice
I mean maybe a couple of hundred times
What's the
point, of a fridge light, if you don't snack at midnight
Cause it's food,
it doesn't judge, it understands me
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Yeah
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I'm missing
more than just your body
ooh
Is it too late
now to say sorry?
Yeah I know that
I let you down
Is it too late to
say that I'm sorry now?
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Yeah
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I regret
what I said when I was hungry
ooh
I get so irate
when I'm on empty
Yeah I bite when my stomach growls
If I missed lunch don't hang around
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I'm sorry, yeah
Sorry, yeah
Sorry
Yeah I know that
I let you down
Is it too late to
say sorry now?
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I'm hungry
yeah
Angry yeah
Hangry
Yeah I know I had a meltdown
So FUCKING GIVE ME MY GRILLED CHEESE NOW
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I'll take every
single piece of the blame if you want me to
But you know that
there is no innocent one in this game for two
I'll go, I'll go
and then you go, you go out and spill the truth
Can we both say
the words and forget this?
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Fine I'll take a single slice of the cheesecake if you want me to
But you know that
there is no way I'm sharing this steak for two
Vegies with cheese
on a crouton, is just pizza say the truth
Fold in half, and just say it's a sandwich?
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Is it too late
now to say sorry?
Cause I'm missing
more than just your body
Is it too late
now to say sorry?
Yeah I know that
I let you down
Is it too late to
say that I'm sorry now?
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Is it too late
now to say sorry?
Cause I regret
what I said when I was hungry
I get so irate
when I'm on empty
Yeah I know I had
a meltdown
Sorry I'm just
not myself right now
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I'm not just
trying to get you back on me
Cause I'm missing
more than just your body
Is it too late
now to say sorry?
Yeah I know that
I let you down
Is it too late to
say sorry now?
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I'm swear I'm
eating more healthy (oh nono)
Cause I'm asking
for more guacamole
Is it too late now for more curry?
Yeah give me dumplings to chow down
and some
nuggets, pasta plus hashbrowns
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I'm sorry, yeah
Sorry, oh
Sorry
Yeah I know that I let you down
Is it too late to
say sorry now?
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I'm hangry yeah
Hangry yeah
Hangry
Yeah give me icecream calm me down OR I'LL MAKE YOU FUCKING SORRY NOW |
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