Pages

Friday, January 1, 2016

[Parody] Justin Bieber's Sorry - Hangry



Is it too late now to say sorry?

Cause I regret what I said when I was hungry

We've all had those days where we become irritable and snappy just because we haven't had our stomach's satisfied. Here's an apologetic song for those moments.

Original tune the following parody is based off: 

 
Parody lyrics in the right column: 
n.b. Italics indicate an aggressive tone. Like a piano sheet, but instead of allegro, aggro.


Justin Bieber - Sorry
Parody
You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty
You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies
I hope I don't run out of time, can someone call a referee?
Cause I just need, one more shot, at forgiveness
I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice
By once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times
So let me, oh let me redeem, oh redeem myself tonight
Cause I just need one more shot at second chances
You gotta know I get angry when I'm really just hungry
I become more irrational than vegans appalled of cheese
Unless you have coeliac, shutting the fuck up is gluten-free
Cause I just eat, for my thoughts, to help digest
I know you know that I eat twice the suggested serving size
By once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times
What's the point, of a fridge light, if you don't snack at midnight
Cause it's food, it doesn't judge, it understands me
Yeah
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I'm missing more than just your body
ooh
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say that I'm sorry now?
Yeah
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I regret what I said when I was hungry
ooh
I get so irate when I'm on empty
Yeah I bite when my stomach growls
If I missed lunch don't hang around
I'm sorry, yeah
Sorry, yeah
Sorry
Yeah I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say sorry now?
I'm hungry yeah
Angry yeah
Hangry
Yeah I know I had a meltdown
So FUCKING GIVE ME MY GRILLED CHEESE NOW
I'll take every single piece of the blame if you want me to
But you know that there is no innocent one in this game for two
I'll go, I'll go and then you go, you go out and spill the truth
Can we both say the words and forget this?
Fine I'll take a single slice of the cheesecake if you want me to
But you know that there is no way I'm sharing this steak for two
Vegies with cheese on a crouton, is just pizza say the truth
Fold in half, and just say it's a sandwich?
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I'm missing more than just your body
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say that I'm sorry now?
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I regret what I said when I was hungry
I get so irate when I'm on empty
Yeah I know I had a meltdown
Sorry I'm just not myself right now
I'm not just trying to get you back on me
Cause I'm missing more than just your body
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say sorry now?
I'm swear I'm eating more healthy (oh nono)
Cause I'm asking for more guacamole
Is it too late now for more curry?
Yeah give me dumplings to chow down
and some nuggets, pasta plus hashbrowns
I'm sorry, yeah
Sorry, oh
Sorry

Yeah I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say sorry now?
I'm hangry yeah
Hangry yeah
Hangry

Yeah give me icecream calm me down
OR I'LL MAKE YOU FUCKING SORRY NOW

Previous post: Valentine Throwback
Previous parodies:  Frozen's Let it Go & Ed Sheeran's A-Team

No comments:

Post a Comment