Katy Perry - ET [Parody]

It makes more sense if this was sung by a guy singing to his doctor, so listen to the original video, with the following lyrics:

"E.T." by Katy Perry

Parody

You're so hypnotizing Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel? Your touch magnetizing Feels like I am floating Leaves my body glowing They say, be afraid You're not like the others Futuristic lover Diff,erent DNA They don't understand you [Pre-Chorus] You're from a whole 'nother world A different dimension You open my eyes And I'm ready to go Lead me into the light Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial

I, am, always struggling To find a cup size I’ve broken many flies I, am, always juggling It’s easy to get rolling One spare when I’m bowling I say, be afraid I'm not like the others Three's the right number Diff, erent DNA See my family  jewels [Pre-Chorus] I’m going to blow open your world If you want an inspection I’m a tripod no lie Are you ready to go check between my thighs Test me, te-te-test me Put on your gloves and Feel my lumpy scrotum Teste, te-te-teste Lowers my voice and Always have to scratch them Doc: It’s, not malignant   Patient: I’m 150 per cent Doc: It’s congenital Both: Extra testicle

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The Tainted Love Between a Patient and his Doctor [Parody]

I really like the conflicted, pleading nature of this classic song, so I thought it was ripe for a steamy interaction between a patient and his doctor

Original Lyrics of Tainted Love	Parody
Sometimes I feel I've got to Run away, I've got to get away from the pain you drive in the heart of me The love we share Seems to go nowhere and I've lost my light Now I toss and turn I can't sleep at night	Now I know I got the Runs today so you went to check away But the pain that you drive into the D R E made me expel air with an awkward stare 50 shades of Brown tonight Should I be flattered when you said I was tight?
Once I've ran to you (I ran) Now I run from you This tainted love you given I give you all a boy could give you take my tears and that's not nearly all Oh... tainted love Tainted love	Prostate gland abused (your hand) knuckle deep into like stuffing a chicken backdoor tube could use more lube take my tears, uncomfortable Oh!...tainted glove Tainted glove
Now I know I've got to run away I've got to get away. You don't really want it any more from me To make things right you need someone to hold you tight And you'll think love is to pray but I'm sorry I don't pray that that way	[skip]
Once I ran to you now I'll run from you This tainted love you've given - I give you all a boy could give you. Take my tears and that's not nearly all - oh tainted love - tainted love	[skip]
Don't touch me please I can not stand the way you tease I love you though you hurt me so And now I'm gonna pack my things and go! Tainted love, tainted love (x2) Touch me baby, tainted love (x2) Tainted love!	Don't touch me please I'm curled up chest to my knees You're checking cancer I know, but let me go don't want to be in this finger puppet show! Tainted glove, tainted glove (x2) Touch me gave me, tainted glove (x2) Tainted glove!

Previous Post: Robbin Williams - Angels Parody

Angels

This parody of Robbie Williams' song 'Angels' should be sung by a lady.
 Original tune here:

 Parody lyrics below:

The Original Song Lyrics	The Parody
I sit and wait Does an angel, contemplate my fate And do they know The places where we go When we're grey and old 'Cause I have been told That salvation lets their wings unfold So when I'm lying in my bed Thoughts running through my head And I feel the love is dead I'm loving angels instead	I’ve found a mate Our love blossomed, at a yum cha date He plays piano can divide by zero Hotter than spring rolls Haircut like a bowl Great education, eyelid has no fold Neighbor’s barking dog is dead Squattin' on toilet As Confucius always said Y u no doctah yet?
And through it all, she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won't break me When I come to call, she won't forsake me I'm loving angels instead	Always on call, gives herbal medication Likes a-bortions not c-sections Whether it’s white or wong Pray the baby has balls, Beware one child policy Jaundice is a normality So adorable, Ni hao wo ai ni I’m loving Asians in med
When I'm feeling weak And my pain walks down a one way street I look above And I know I'll always be blessed with love And as the feeling grows She breathes flesh to my bones And when love is dead I'm loving angels instead	He’s the cutest geek Recites Pi backwards, in his sleep I am in love because I’m safe with a kung-fu stud Past one drink I know He let's me call the mum-in-law a Ho, Then his face goes red I’m loving Asians instead
And through it all, she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I’m right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won’t break me When I come to call, she won’t forsake me I’m loving angels instead	On the Great Wall, Dance dance revolution, Bad at staring competitions The Year of Cock isn’t long Tasty fish balls Eyes slanty, not hairy, fake Gucci, sushi, karaoke I want his egg roll, Hot Eurasian babies I’m loving Asians instead
And through it all she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won't break me When I come to call, she won't forsake me I'm loving angels instead	Always on call, believes in education Likes a-bortions not c-sections Whether it’s white or wong We're voodoo dolls (acupuncture) Makes heaps of money (Name tag: Dr. Cha Ching) Clears congestion with wasabi So adorable, Ni hao wo ai ni I’m loving Asians in med

After this anthem to Yellow Fever ends, there's a scene of the interracial couple at home:

White girlfriend: "Hey hun! How was work?"
Asian boyfriend: "I AM NOT A HUN! YOU RACIST"

Peace out,
-.- v
(Get it? It's an asian person doing the peace symbol with their hand. Heh.)

Previous Parody: Macklemore's Thrift Shop - Rich Snob 
Similarly: Ed Sheeran's A Team - A+ Team