Angels

This parody of Robbie Williams' song 'Angels' should be sung by a lady.
 Original tune here:

 Parody lyrics below:

The Original Song Lyrics	The Parody
I sit and wait Does an angel, contemplate my fate And do they know The places where we go When we're grey and old 'Cause I have been told That salvation lets their wings unfold So when I'm lying in my bed Thoughts running through my head And I feel the love is dead I'm loving angels instead	I’ve found a mate Our love blossomed, at a yum cha date He plays piano can divide by zero Hotter than spring rolls Haircut like a bowl Great education, eyelid has no fold Neighbor’s barking dog is dead Squattin' on toilet As Confucius always said Y u no doctah yet?
And through it all, she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won't break me When I come to call, she won't forsake me I'm loving angels instead	Always on call, gives herbal medication Likes a-bortions not c-sections Whether it’s white or wong Pray the baby has balls, Beware one child policy Jaundice is a normality So adorable, Ni hao wo ai ni I’m loving Asians in med
When I'm feeling weak And my pain walks down a one way street I look above And I know I'll always be blessed with love And as the feeling grows She breathes flesh to my bones And when love is dead I'm loving angels instead	He’s the cutest geek Recites Pi backwards, in his sleep I am in love because I’m safe with a kung-fu stud Past one drink I know He let's me call the mum-in-law a Ho, Then his face goes red I’m loving Asians instead
And through it all, she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I’m right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won’t break me When I come to call, she won’t forsake me I’m loving angels instead	On the Great Wall, Dance dance revolution, Bad at staring competitions The Year of Cock isn’t long Tasty fish balls Eyes slanty, not hairy, fake Gucci, sushi, karaoke I want his egg roll, Hot Eurasian babies I’m loving Asians instead
And through it all she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won't break me When I come to call, she won't forsake me I'm loving angels instead	Always on call, believes in education Likes a-bortions not c-sections Whether it’s white or wong We're voodoo dolls (acupuncture) Makes heaps of money (Name tag: Dr. Cha Ching) Clears congestion with wasabi So adorable, Ni hao wo ai ni I’m loving Asians in med

After this anthem to Yellow Fever ends, there's a scene of the interracial couple at home:

White girlfriend: "Hey hun! How was work?"
Asian boyfriend: "I AM NOT A HUN! YOU RACIST"

Peace out,
-.- v
(Get it? It's an asian person doing the peace symbol with their hand. Heh.)

Previous Parody: Macklemore's Thrift Shop - Rich Snob 
Similarly: Ed Sheeran's A Team - A+ Team