sitting on my throne as the half-blood prince of Bel Air.
So throw your wands in the air and wave'em like it's Veela hair
Teach me how to dobby. Teach me, teach me how to dobby.
I've got the moves like Potter.
So won't the real Grey Lady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
From the window to the Great Hall
til the sweat drips down my Yule balls
To all beat beat them-other bludgers (motherbludgers)
All seek seek Azkaban!
Everyday I'm Quaffling!
Boom, badoom, boom,
boom, badoom, boom, he got that super basilisk ♫
A couple of other Potter parody lines that I like that I didn't write, but really like are:
Got 99 problems, but a snitch ain't one,
I'm fly like it's Quidditch,
And baby, ride your Firebolt!
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Soaring higher on your broom, broom, broom
Lets have some fun, this match is sick
I wanna take a ride on your Quidditch stick
I'm flying high, Defying gravity
No Wizard that there is or was, Is ever gonna bring me down
Okay, the last song is not really a parody, but it's a total fit for Quidditch right :P?
If you didn't know, I'm also the Founder, President (Supreme Mugwump/Chief Warlock), and Team Captain of my university's quidditch club.
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| UNSW Quidditch Team's Shirt designed by Desiree Surjadi and I (I only provided ideas and visual direction, Desiree gets all the credit for the skill) |
"I've had it with these motherbludging basilisks on this motherbludging broomstick!"
-Snape L Jackson
1050 is the year of the first recorded Quidditch game by the way. Not only that, on each shirt, we've got custom name/numbers. Notable ones include:
Name | Number |
Grimmauld Pl. | 12 |
CHOSEN | 1 |
POTTER | 7 |
BLOOD PRINCE | ½ |
PAGE | 394 |
OCTO | π |
9001 | |
I LIKE | 80085 |
INCHES | 9 ¾ |
GET REAL | √-1 |
TO | ∞ |
KNOWS IT | ∫exy |
HERE'S MY | $0.02 |
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So come along and watch us compete at:
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| Designed by Desiree (what a gun), with direction from moi. Come watch the competition! |
Special guest appearance: I meet my fate at the top of the stairs.
