[Parody] of Macklemore's Thrift Shop - Rich Snob

This catchy song was overplayed in 2013, and so naturally it was ripe for parodying. This is my attempt:

The Original Lyrics - Click to play Youtube - Macklemore's Thrift Shop	Lyrics
What, what, what, what... [x7] Bada, badada, badada, bada... [x9] [Hook:] I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is fucking awesome	What, what, what, what... [x7] Bada, badada, badada, bada... [x9] [Hook:] I’ve got so much cash I can’t even close my wallet I - I - I’m crying, in my Ferrari First world fucking problems
[Verse 1:] Nah, Walk up to the club like, "What up, I got a big cock!" I'm so pumped about some shit from the thrift shop Ice on the fringe, it's so damn frosty That people like, "Damn! That's a cold ass honkey." Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the mezzanine, Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are green Draped in a leopard mink, girls standin' next to me Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets (Piiisssssss) But shit, it was ninety-nine cents! (Bag it) Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments Passin' up on those moccasins someone else's been walkin' in But me and grungy fuckin it man I am stuntin' and flossin' and Savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, bitch I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style, No for real - ask your grandpa - can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you) Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers Dookie brown leather jacket that I found diggin' They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a kneeboard Hello, hello, my ace man, my Mello John Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those The sneaker heads would be like "Aw, he got the Velcros"	[Verse 1:] My, oceanfront view is, blocked up, by my big yacht! I’ve got a Phd, but no one calls me “Doc”, Lag on my fridge, nutella jar empty Overslept, Damn! The bed’s too comfy Carryin’, only greens, can’t use the vending machine My fav band stinks, cause now they are too  mainstream Look like I've a small dick, due to skinny jeans Overslept so I missed,  Macca’s brekkie treats (Pissed) Asians, not getting 100%! (Racist) Tastin’ it, wastin’ it, food lacked enough condiments Racin’ to the cookies tastin’, but they turn out to be raisin Coffee so well insulated and I can’t use it to warm my hands Broke a nail after getting a manicure, bitch Shops have too many aisles, Shops have too many aisles, Got a cheque, so now have to go to the bank in town (Damn you) Promo expired on my free Snickers Not enough dip for my chicken nuggets Had to re-tie my right shoe, now feels tighter than my left shoe Too hungry to sleep, but too tired to make food 2 pillows’ too high, 1 pillow's too low, Medium pizza would feed me, but large is better food to money ratio. My iPhone’s broken, have to listen to radio Nothing to wear, but my closet's full of clothes
[Hook] I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is fucking awesome	[Hook] At home there’s a wet patch but I step in it with my sock and I - I - I’m crying, in my mansion First world fucking problems
[Verse 2:] What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin? What you knowin' about wearin' a fur fox skin? I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching right through that luggage One man's trash, that's another man's come-up Thank your granddad for donating that plaid button-up shirt 'Cause right now I'm up in here stuntin' I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the (Uptons) I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' in that section (Uptons) Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy I'll take those flannel zebra jammies, second-hand, I rock that motherfucker The built-in onesie with the socks on that motherfucker I hit the party and they stop in that motherfucker They be like, "Oh, that Gucci - that's hella tight." I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt." Limited edition, let's do some simple addition Fifty dollars for a T-shirt - that's just some ignorant bitch (shit) I call that getting swindled and pimped (shit) I call that getting tricked by a business That shirt's hella dough And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't Peep game, come take a look through my telescope Trying to get girls from a brand? Man you hella won't Man you hella won't (Goodwill... poppin' tags... yeah!)	[Verse 2] Have to reset my log-in, cause I have forgotten The net’s so boring, so I’m surfing Firefox and I’m wanking, with Olay, my penis looks half my age. My hand's too fat, to fit into Pringles make me rage Hate how pirated music comes with no album artwork GPS glitched, so I have no direction Without batts, my book don’t even function Glasses so clean I see my eye’s own reflection Snapchattin’, Hashtaggin’, but should be, exam crammin’ Lift not working, its jammin, and, so took the elevator Ordered a tall no fat white hot choc, got a mocha later Finger ripped through my ultra soft toilet paper Phones have ruined, surprise water balloon fights I’m like, “I ate too much, my tummy hurts” Autocorrection, ruining my street diction I do not have enough salsa -  for my dorito chips (shit) but don't have the chips to open a new jar (dip)  I didn't get what I want for Christmas First class is shocker There’s too much space to reach the touchscreen monitor I took a dump but then I forgot my smartphone Diamond earrings in my Vuitton bag, damn scratched my iPhone, Damn I lost my pony (High tax, earnin’ cash...yeah!)
[Hook] I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is fucking awesome	[Hook] I wish I was a fag I have issues with commitment, I - I - I’m wishing, marriage was illegal First world fucking problems
[Bridge] I wear your granddad's clothes I look incredible I'm in this big ass coat From that thrift shop down the road I wear your granddad's clothes I look incredible I'm in this big ass coat From that thrift shop down the road	[Bridge] Free wifi is too slow I’m too beautiful No one takes me seriously though Broke the shell of my taco Toothbrush batts are too low Someone left voicemail My boat just got towed I’m that rich snob down the road
[Hook] I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is fucking awesome Is that your grandma's coat?	[Hook] I’ve got so much cash I can’t even close my wallet I - I - I’m crying, bent my golf club First world fucking problems Damn I have to go outside and vote?

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