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Friday, July 29, 2011

Dr. Shuffle

Physician or Surgeon?

The big question medical students face in their first decision regarding the future of their medical career.
Both sides have their proponents, each espousing the benefits of their field of medicine whilst dissing each like it's West Side Story, when they are in fact just two sides of the same coin. (By the way, Ward Side Story is a medical parody musical I've been writing since last year, but who knows when I'll complete it).

But I realised that one advantage that no-one ever mentions is that surgeons can  play their own soundtrack whilst they work. Sure, standing up for hours on end is a bitch, but perhaps that wouldn't be too bad if one could shuffle whilst cauterising...


Party Doc Anthem Parody – by LMFAO-inhibitors

PARTY ROCK
YEA
Whoa!!!!
LET'S GO!!

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
(clap)
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind

We just wanna see you!

Shake that!

In the club party rock, 
look for your girl
She on my jock non stop when we in the spot

Booty move away like she on the block
What the track I got to know
Top jeans tattoo cause I'm rock and roll
Half black half white domino
Gain the money out the door

Yo!!
I'm running through these hoes like drano
I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo

We party rock yea! 
that's the crew that I'm repping
On the rise to the top no led in our zeppelin
Hey!!!

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
(let’s go)
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time (feel it baby)
And we gonna make you lose your mind
We just wanna see you!

Shake that!

Every day I'm shuffling
Shuffling shuffling
Shuffling shuffling

Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash
We get money don't be mad now stop, hating is bad

One more shot for us
Another round
Please fill up my cup
Don't mess around
We just wanna see
You shake it now
Now you wanna be
You're naked now

Get up get down put your hands up to the sound [3x]
Put your hands up to the sound [2x]
Get up [9x]
Put your hands up to the sound, to the sound
Put your hands up!
Put your hands up!
Put your hands up!

Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good good good time

Oh! Oh! Put your hands up
Oh! Oh! Time to fill it now!!!!
Put your hands up
Oh!!!Oh!!!Put your hands up

Shake that!
Every day I'm shuffling

Put your Put your
Put your Put your (Yeah Yeah)
Put your Put your (Whoa!!!)
Put your Put your
Put your hands up
Your hands up
Push your hands up


Everyday I'm shufflin'
HEART IS BLOCKED!
YEA
Whoa!!!!
LET’S GO!!

Surgeons are in the ward tonight
Patient’s body’s running out of time
And they say my stitch in time saves nine
Coming in to lengthen a lifeline
(*glove* snap)
Diagnosing better than House tonight
Everybody’s researching Medline
And stabilising your vital signs

Gonna Be I C U {alt: It’s a Code Blue!}

Slice That!

In my scrubs, they’re in shock, 
hit on the nurse, 
Coronary blocked, heart stop when they got the clot
Pressure rising high like my blue chip stock
I’ve worked it out, cardio
Blood screens O 2 aneurysm blows
Stick you back together Lego
Leg got gangrene use bone saw

Yo!!
Scope running through key holes , it’s laparo
I’ve got the Victor Chang flow, bigger balls, than Teo
We super docs yeah! 
that's why my team is prepping
On the rise with a chop none dead from my scalpellin’ Hey!!!

Cardi-shock is in the ward tonight
Nurses wanna marry me all the time
Debridements, and biopsies all night
Pump those drugs through IV line
(Hippo*-crates*)
Plastic surgery is a gold-mine
C-section just saved two lives (feel it baby)
Girls call me McScrewMe cause I’m fine
We get peer reviewed!

Cite that!

Everyday I'm suturing
Scalpelling Scalpelling
Stapling Stapling

Strep’s up fast, gotta put my gloves on to prevent gold staph
King of doctors, doctor of kings, Lord of, the SutuRing

Anasto-Moses
Another round
Of silicone in her cup
PQR-mess around
With your ECG
In my blue gowns
Read Gray’s anatomy
We’re making out

Prep up, scrub gowns, put your scans up, ultrasound [3x]
Put your scans up ultrasound [2x]
Prep up [9x]
Put your scans up ultrasound, ultrasound
Put your scans up!
Put your scans up!
Put your scans up!

Amputating below your thigh
Nickname you Legolas for tonight
And they say my stitch in time saves nine
Stitch so seamless there’s no scar scar scar-line

Oh! Oh! Put your gloves up
Oh! Oh! Time to fix it now!!!!
Put your gloves up
Oh!!!Oh!!!Put your gloves up

Zap that
Everyday I’m paddling

Suit your Suit your
Suture Suture (Yeah Yeah)
Suture Suture (Whoa!!!)
Suture Suture
Suture glands up
Your glands up
Fix your glands up
Everyday I'm scrubbing in

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