[Parody] Michael Jackson - Black or White

This was written with Amy, Scott, & Monish, for their closing song in their Med Revue. I'll try and upload a video of the performance when I can

Original Lyrics

Parody

I Took My Baby On A Saturday Bang Boy Is That Girl With You Yes We're One And The Same Now I Believe In Miracles And A Miracle Has Happened Tonight (hee) But, If You're Thinkin' About My Baby It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White They Print My Message In The Saturday Sun I Had To Tell Them I Ain't Second To None And I Told About Equality And It's True Either You're Wrong Or You're Right But, If You're Thinkin' About My Baby It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White (Don’t you bet!) (heeehee) I Am Tired Of This Devil I Am Tired Of This Stuff I Am Tired Of This Business So When The Going Gets Rough I Ain't Scared Of Your Brother I Ain't Scared Of No Sheets I Ain't Scare Of Nobody Girl When The Goin' Gets Mean [L. T. B. Rap Performance] Protection For Gangs, Clubs And Nations Causing Grief In Human Relations It's A Turf War On A Global Scale I'd Rather Hear Both Sides Of The Tale See, It's Not About Races Just Places Faces Where Your Blood Comes From Is Where Your Space Is I've Seen The Bright Get Duller I'm Not Going To Spend My Life Being A Color [Michael] Don't Tell Me You Agree With Me When I Saw You Kicking Dirt In My Eye But, If You're Thinkin' About My Baby It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White I Said If You're Thinkin' Of Being My Baby It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White I Said If You're Thinkin' Of Being My Brother It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White It's Black, It's White It's Tough For You To Get By It's Black , It's White, Whoo It's Black, It's White It's Tough For You To Get By It's Black , It's White, Whoo -----------------------------

I gave my statement for the insurance claim I tell my patients that I’m never to blame Things started to get spiritual As the patient started to flat line At the end of the tunnel when you see it Don’t go into the light I had a finger up in a patient’s bum I may have sneezed and he got a perforation And I wish I worked the city But in rural I know I’m always right At the end of the tunnel when you see it Don’t go into the light Compress the chest! (heeehee) Cut myself with the scalpel Oops I broke my gloves That’s why it’s called a Practice Blood all over my scrubs Better not be a lawyer Get the ECG Leads “Tried” to repair your body But then I lost your spleen [Rap] Operation full of com- plications Causing grief to all my patients The blood loss turns you and I pale End up like MJ’s doc in jail See, I do hip replaces lift faces cases Using defib paddles like tasers Scalpel knife gets duller Putting the letters ER into Error [Michael] Don’t tell all of the patients That the hippocratic oath is a lie So, I can’t interpret xrays what is that bit that’s black or white? I don't know which lung has the cancer Should I cut open the left or right? I’m rethinking of being a doctor Sick of giving old men the kiss of life On call, all night, in ICU, So give me some slack, all right On call, all night It’s tough for us to get by, I’m not, always right, Whoooo I’ll keep my job, and get by, as long as you stay alive