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Friday, July 29, 2016

[Parody] Wiz Khalifa - Black and Yellow

Another parody from my old archives about the Uni(Di)versity of New South Wales.
Warning: it's straight-up unabashedly racist like the stereotypical Asian grandmother

The parody starts after the first chorus, at 0:35 - see the original song here:
 



Key
Chinese rapper
Indian rapper
Both rappers


Original Lyrics
Parody
[Verse 1:]
Black stripe, yellow paint, them niggas scared of it but them hoes ain't
Soon as I hit the club look at them hoes face
Hit the pedal once make the floor shake
[Verse 1:]
Small eyes, long weird names,  look like terrorists, we look the same
Badminton in Kensington on main walkways
Rote learning is the Easyway
Suede inside, my engine roaring
It's the big boy, you know what I payed for it
And I got the pedal to the metal
I got you niggas checking game I'm balling out on every level
Uniwide, so much torrenting
Butter chicken, uni’s a hotpot melting
It’s a sweet and sour, spicy power
check my fob watch, to see when is cha time hour
Hear them haters talk but there's nothing you can tell 'em
Just made a million, got another million on my schedule
No love for 'em nigga breaking hearts
No keys, push to start

Our acronym is Uni of No Stupid Whites

Faculty of business is not F.O.B why?

No love for us Harold and Kumar’s
High? Fees, high ATARs
[Chorus:]
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh screaming that's nothing
What I pulled off the lot, that's stunting

[Chorus:]
Yeah, uh huh, you know us exotics
like James Ruse, good work ethnic
Yeah, ar-ranged, marriage I’m plotting
When I piss on toilet, I squatting

Repping my town when you see me you know everything
Black and yellow [x4]
I put it down from the whip to my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow [x4]
Repping U N S W’s colour branding

Black and yellow [x4]
It’s Chinatown that randwick is to my friends, we’re all
Brown and yellow [x4]


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